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THE CRASH LANDING PACK
THE CRASH LANDING PACK
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š¦Ā INSIDE THISĀ CLASSIFIEDĀ PACKAGE:
Everything you need toĀ fake your own disappearanceĀ and blame it on extraterrestrials.
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Space Monsters Magazine Issue #1 (TheĀ bannedĀ issue that got a UFO researcherĀ ādisappearedāĀ in 1997. Read at your own risk.
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"Space Monsters Logo" T-shirtĀ (your cult uniform)
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Collection #1 of 5 Space Monsters Buttons (for trauma bonding)
$49.99 ā ORĀ KEEP PRETENDINGĀ THOSE LIGHTS IN THE SKY ARE āSTARLINKā.
ā ļøĀ HIGH ALERT: This product isĀ trackedĀ by 3-letter agencies. Shipments may containĀ "static"Ā orĀ "unexpected black SUVs"
Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery
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