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THE CRASH LANDING PACK

THE CRASH LANDING PACK

Regular price $49.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $49.99 USD
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šŸ“¦Ā INSIDE THISĀ CLASSIFIEDĀ PACKAGE:

Everything you need toĀ fake your own disappearanceĀ and blame it on extraterrestrials.

  • Space Monsters Magazine Issue #1 (TheĀ bannedĀ issue that got a UFO researcherĀ ā€˜disappeared’ in 1997. Read at your own risk.

  • "Space Monsters Logo" T-shirtĀ (your cult uniform)

  • Collection #1 of 5 Space Monsters Buttons (for trauma bonding)

$49.99 — ORĀ KEEP PRETENDINGĀ THOSE LIGHTS IN THE SKY ARE ā€˜STARLINK’.

āš ļøĀ HIGH ALERT: This product isĀ trackedĀ by 3-letter agencies. Shipments may containĀ "static"Ā orĀ "unexpected black SUVs"

Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery

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