OBLIVION DOOMSDAY PREPPER BACKPACK — UNDER ARMOUR® MEETS GRINDHOUSE CHAOS (FOR MAZDAS ON THE RUN)

THIS AIN’T YOUR NOWHERE SCHOOL BACKPACK—it’s a post-collapse lifesaver for ghoulies who treat grocery runs like Escape from New York.

✨ WHY THIS WAILS:
✔️ UNDER ARMOUR® DURABILITY (Survives mosh pits, lead sled drops, and pearl diver stampedes)
✔️ OBLIVION’S WILD LOGO (Subtle flex for cats who know where their towel is)
✔️ 17L OF CHAOS STORAGE (Fits: 3 mags, a thrill pill stash, and your used-to-be regrets)
✔️ COMFORT STRAPS (For when you’re jungled up in squaresville all day*)

⚠️ WARNING:

• May cause sudden urges to long john silvered your escape route

• Not responsible for the fuzz mistaking you for a punk revolutionary

ACT NOW—only 8 left before we cherry tree into the wasteland!

You don’t just carry things.
You carry destiny.
You carry myth.
You carry the future inked in midnight oil.”

The Oblivion Trading Post x Under Armour Backpack —built for:

• Film set sprints through cursed alleyways
• Data center raids in Vitamin Village [used-to-be]
• All-day hauls of haunted laptops and blood-red ink
• Carrying thrill pills without breaking a sweat

Water-resistant. Claws-sharp. Cult-classic approved

• 93% polyester, 7% nylon
• Highly water-resistant and stain-resistant UA Storm fabric
• Dimensions: H 20.1″ (51.1 cm), W 12.6″ (32 cm), D 6.6″ (16.8 cm)
• Capacity: 7.24 gal. (27.4 l)
• LEVELED™ strap system for an even weight distribution
• Soft-lined laptop pocket that fits a 16″ laptop
• Side water bottle pocket that fits a 32 oz. bottle
• Secure zip front pockets