Officially Licensed Grimaldi Action Figure

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GRIMALDI™ GLOW-IN-THE-DARK DELUXE ACTION FIGURE
LIMITED EDITION OF 666 | $44.99 USD | PRE-ORDER NOW

THE ULTIMATE COLLECTOR'S NIGHTMARE HAS ARRIVED

Earthies, your pathetic mortal shelves aren't ready—but we're doing this anyway. Behold the OFFICIAL Grimaldi Glow-in-the-Dark Deluxe Action Figure, a 6.5" plastic monument to cosmic horror and poor life choices.

THIS ISN'T A TOY. IT'S A THREAT.

UNHOLY FEATURES:
☠️ GLOWS LIKE A NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE (charges faster than my contempt for Buccaneer Bunny)

WHY 666 UNITS?

• Because obviously.

• Because you don't deserve more.

• Because we enjoy watching you fight over scraps.

• First 50 comes with a vial of glow-in-the-dark slime

WARNING:
• May cause spontaneous obsession with Space Monsters lore
• Not responsible for divorce when your partner sees the credit card bill
• Buccaneer Bunny not included (thank the dark gods)

"PRE-ORDER NOW OR FOREVER WALLOW IN REGRET."
(Seriously, these will vanish faster than a redshirt in an alien hive.)

TECHNICAL SPECS (FOR GEEKS):
• Material: High-grade PVC (and 15% pure spite)
• Dimensions: 6.5" of condensed terror
• Edition: Strictly limited to 666 units (first wave)
• Release: Shipping begins 8/1/2025 (or when the Slime permits)

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
(or your soul refunded—terms and conditions apply)

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