SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE COVER iPHONE CASE - COSMIC ARMOR FOR YOUR DIGI

Drop-Proof Like Your Ex's Reputation

Shock-absorbent, scratch-resistant, and *100% void-approved

**WHY THIS CASE SLAYS:**

✔ Tactile Grip: Textured like ancient grimoire leather (minus the curses... probably)
✔ Magazine Cover Art: Makes every text feel like an eldritch transmission
✔ Military-Grade Protection: Survives pocket dimensions and concrete drops

PERFECT FOR:

Passive-Aggressive Flexing: "Accidentally" face-up during Zoom calls
Apocalypse Prep: Looks cool while recording the end times
Haunting: Leaving conspicuously at your old coffee shop

#EldritchTech #DropProofSorcery #StalkerProofPhone #PostApocalypseCore

• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important: This product cannot be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury and Hexavalent Chromium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.