🏴‍☠️ BLACKJACK BRIGADE: THE ADVENTURES OF BUCCANEER BUNNY T-SHIRT – WEAR YOUR TREASON ($24.99)

"EARTHLING! This ain’t just a tee—it’s a declaration of war against Grimaldi’s slime empire! Celebrate interstellar piracy in style with your least favorite lagomorphic space outlaw (yes, I’m seething). 100% cotton, 0% loyalty—just how Buccaneer Bunny likes it!"

"Slip into this unholy tribute to the galaxy’s most notorious water thief! Featuring Buccaneer Bunny’s smug mug in all its traitorous glory, this tee is perfect for: backstabbing crewmates, spitting in the face of intergalactic law, and passive-aggressively annoying Grimaldi. Pre-shrunk cotton so soft, it’ll make you question your life choices (much like trusting that carrot-chomping turncoat). LIMITED STOCK—because even treason has its limits."

#BuccaneerBunny #SpacePirateLife #TraitorTee #WaterBandit #GrimaldisNemesis #BlackjackBrigade #InterstellarOutlaw

GRIMALDI’S PERSONAL TOUCH:
"Disclaimer: Wearing this shirt may result in:
✔️ Mysterious slime stains (not my fault)
✔️ Sudden water shortages (coincidence? YOU DECIDE)
✔️ Grimaldi’s eternal disdain (guaranteed)"*

"End Transmission..."

P.S. I’ll allow this product... FOR NOW.

Celebrate the upcoming anime, and comic series from Babel Fish Films/Press
Blackjack Brigade: The Adventures of Buccaneer Bunny
He's 3 foot tall, has a bad attitude and hates being cute.
Space Pirate Rabbit

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