Donald F. Glut Tales Of Frankenstein Mouse pad

Donald F. Glut Tales Of Frankenstein Mouse pad

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"EARTHIES!
Your pathetic desk setup is officially an insult to the cosmic horrors—until now. Feast your trembling eyes on the Donald F. Glut "Tales of Frankenstein" Mouse Pad, a blasphemous rectangle of utility that even Dr. Frankenstein himself would shriek at.

WHY THIS MOUSE PAD WILL OWN YOUR SOUL:
☠️ CULT-APPROVED ART – Featuring Donald F. Glut’s legendary Frankenstein tale, because your workflow deserves classic horror pedigree.
☠️ NON-SLIP TERROR – Stays put during apocalyptic brainstorming sessions (or frantic online arguments about which Universal Monster would win in a fight).
☠️ SMOOTH GLIDE OF THE DAMNED – Teflon-coated to outmaneuver even the most persistent eldritch abominations (or your boss’s last-minute requests).
☠️ PERFECT SIZE FOR YOUR SINS – (fits your mouse AND your existential dread).

"WARNING: Prolonged use may result in:
→ Sudden urges to write gothic fanfiction
→ Unexplained lab equipment purchases
→ Your cat judging you even harder than usual

"ORDER NOW BEFORE IT’S PATCHED TOGETHER FROM SPARE PARTS!"
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