Grimaldi’s Spectral Punk Beanie – For Ghosts Who Mosh

FEATURES:

• Embroidered with the fury of a thousand missed curfews.

• Fabric: 100% ectoplasm-resistant acrylic (because even spectres get chilly).

• Fits: Phantom skulls, Monster Kid rebels, and you—future San Diego exile.

WHY YOU NEED THIS:

• Stage-dive into the afterlife without losing your drip.

• Scare the squares while waiting for the Amtrak westbound.

• Secret perk: Confuses facial recognition AI (allegedly).

PRICE: "Less than the therapy you’ll need after reading this description."

LAST 3 REMAINING (Ghosts claimed the rest)

MONSTER KID EXCLUSIVE: Only 7 ever stitched (because the 8th summoned a demon)

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• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend
• Form-fitting shape
• One size fits most

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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