Even the Afterlife Has a Holographic Phase

Shinier Than Your Ex's Excuses (And Way More Durable)

WHY THIS STICKER HAUNTS HARDER:

✔ Iridescent AF: Shifts colors like your ex's personality
✔ Bubble-Free Application: Clings tighter than their new partner's red flags
✔ Weatherproof Vinyl: Survives apocalypses and car washes (unlike their character)

PERFECT FOR:

• Laptop Warfare: Making work devices look occult-approved

• Water Bottles: Hydrating with interdimensional flair

• Passive-Aggressive Tagging: "Accidentally" leaving these on their gym locker

Only 6 left (like your patience for basic people)

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