OBLIVION TRADING POST APOCALYPSE BOMBER – FOR BLACK MARKET POETS & HIGHWAY REBELS

CONSTRUCTION:

• "Full-grain 'Black-Market-Special' leather"

• Aged with motor oil, desert wind, and stories that'd get you arrested

• Lining: Black satin with hidden pocket (fits counterfeit cash or your last shred of hope)

FEATURES THAT SCREAM "FLEEING IS AN ART FORM":

• Asymmetrical zipper – "Because straight lines are for the law-abiding"

• Utility pockets:

  • Left: Fits a .357 or your grandfather's stolen war medals

  • Right: Secret document sleeve (radiation-shielded)

• Collar: Stands up against authority and bad weather

WHY IT'S OTP CORE:

• Inspired by:

  • Interstate fugitives

  • Black-market archivists

  • That one bartender who definitely forged passports in the '80s

• Guaranteed to:

  • Make cops double-take

  • Make exes regret everything

  • Make wasteland look fashionable

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