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Oblivion Trading Post

Oblivion Trading Post Bucket Hat

Oblivion Trading Post Bucket Hat

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.00 USD
Sale Sold out

Not Your Dad’s Fishing Hat (Unless Your Dad is Iggy Pop)

*"Tired of the sun judging you? Block UV rays and basic vibes with this Oblivion Trading Post bucket hat—because your scalp deserves anarchy.

  • 100% Anti-Establishment Cotton (Machine washable, just like your ex’s drama.)

  • One Size Fits All (Unlike societal norms.)

  • Perfect For:

    • Covertly judging normies at coffee shops

    • Hiding your riot hair from The Man

    • Looking cool while your ex stalks your IG stories

Warning: May cause sudden urges to start a garage band or overthrow a small government."

#NotAParent #BucketListOfChaos #HatOfTheProletariat #StalkerProofFashion

  • Only 5 left (like brain cells at a Meatmen show).

Size guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
One size 22 3 2
  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
One size 55.9 7.6 5.1
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