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Oblivion Trading Post
Oblivion Trading Post Bucket Hat
Oblivion Trading Post Bucket Hat
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$24.00 USD
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Not Your Dad’s Fishing Hat (Unless Your Dad is Iggy Pop)
*"Tired of the sun judging you? Block UV rays and basic vibes with this Oblivion Trading Post bucket hat—because your scalp deserves anarchy.
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100% Anti-Establishment Cotton (Machine washable, just like your ex’s drama.)
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One Size Fits All (Unlike societal norms.)
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Perfect For:
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Covertly judging normies at coffee shops
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Hiding your riot hair from The Man
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Looking cool while your ex stalks your IG stories
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Warning: May cause sudden urges to start a garage band or overthrow a small government."
#NotAParent #BucketListOfChaos #HatOfTheProletariat #StalkerProofFashion
- Only 5 left (like brain cells at a Meatmen show).
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
One size | 22 | 3 | 2 |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | |
One size | 55.9 | 7.6 | 5.1 |
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