Oblivion Trading Post Bucket Hat

Not Your Dad’s Fishing Hat (Unless Your Dad is Iggy Pop)

*"Tired of the sun judging you? Block UV rays and basic vibes with this Oblivion Trading Post bucket hat—because your scalp deserves anarchy.

• 100% Anti-Establishment Cotton (Machine washable, just like your ex’s drama.)

• One Size Fits All (Unlike societal norms.)

• Perfect For:

  • Covertly judging normies at coffee shops

  • Hiding your riot hair from The Man

  • Looking cool while your ex stalks your IG stories

Warning: May cause sudden urges to start a garage band or overthrow a small government."

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• Only 5 left (like brain cells at a Meatmen show).

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