Oblivion Trading Post Cuffed Beanie

Skull-Crushing Warmth for the Philosophically Disillusioned

For when the world’s too cold—both meteorologically and existentially.

Let’s be real: Your head’s too busy questioning reality to freeze. But just in case, slap on this Oblivion Trading Post Cuffed Beanie—because even anarchists get chilly.

• 100% Revolutionary Acrylic Blend (Warm enough for winter, breathable enough for spontaneous dissent.)

• Cuffed Design (For adjustable angst levels.)

• Perfect For:

  • Plotting corporate overthrow in brisk weather

  • Hiding bedhead from your ex’s surveillance (we know she’s looking)

  • Looking suspiciously cool outside 24-hour diners at 3 AM

Warning: Prolonged wear may result in unexpected poetry, questionable life choices, or sudden urges to move to a cabin and rewrite society’s OS.

Only 3 left (like sanity at a Dead Kennedys reunion).

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