Oblivion Trading Post Logo Unisex Hoodie

Your Hoodie Just Called the Cops on Basic Culture

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% 'I'm too busy building empires to care

This ain't a hoodie - it's a statement in fleece form. The Oblivion Trading Post logo hoodie is what happens when comfort meets conscious uncoupling from mainstream nonsense.

• Heavyweight screw-you fabric (Keeps you warm while burning bridges to toxic situations)

• Kangaroo pocket of secrets (Fits: phone, vape, and your ex's unread messages)

• Pre-washed softness (Unlike your freshly washed hands of that situationship)

Perfect for:
• Passive-aggressive coffee runs (where you might get spotted)
• Covert creative plotting (that definitely doesn't involve exes)
• Looking suspiciously good while taking out life's trash

Only 7 left (like common sense at a crypto convention)

Warning: May inspire sudden lifestyle upgrades and unwanted DMs from the past.HoodieOfHostileTakeovers #ManifestationArmor #PostBreakupCore

 #StalkerChicDisclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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