Oblivion Trading Post
OBLIVION TRADING POST PUNK ROCK AIRPOD CASE — DROP-PROOF, OFF-THE-WALL & 100% NOWHERE APPROVED
OBLIVION TRADING POST PUNK ROCK AIRPOD CASE — DROP-PROOF, OFF-THE-WALL & 100% NOWHERE APPROVED
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YOUR AIRPODS DESERVE CHAOS PROTECTION—this ain’t some red onion silicone sleeve from squaresville. This Oblivion Trading Post-approved case is for cats who treat their earbuds like post-apocalyptic artifacts.
✨ WHY THIS WAILS:
✔️ MILITARY-GRADE RUBBER (Survives mosh pits, lead sled drops, and pearl diver tantrums)
✔️ OBLIVION’S WILD LOGO (Subtle flex for ghoulies in the know)
✔️ SNUG FIT (No dixie-fried slippage—even during The Exploited air-drum solos)
✔️ EASY ACCESS (Charge port cutout = for mazdas who hate fumbling)
⚠️ WARNING:
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May cause envy from bright disease AirPod owners
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Not responsible for sudden urges to stickerbomb everything you own
ACT NOW—your thrill pills are screaming for armor. Only 15 left!
The AirPods® Case is compatible with the 1st and 2nd generation AirPods®. AirPods® Pro Case is compatible with AirPods® Pro.
Disclaimer: The product doesn’t include AirPods® or AirPods® charger.
This ain't just a rubber case.
This is haunted techwear , baby.
Crafted from impact-absorbing TPU sharp enough to slice through Squaresville fog.
Built to survive drops that would make even a vampire flinch.
✅ Works with both wireless and regular chargers – because real chaos doesn’t ask permission
✅ Comes with a metal carabiner – attach it to your leather jacket or cursed altar
✅ Protects your AirPods from bumps, drops, and cosmic dread
✅ Designed by Groovie Ghoulies who still print PDFs and burn sage while syncing Bluetooth
Important: This product can’t be shipped to South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, or Singapore. If your shipping address is in these regions, please choose a different product.
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