PRIMORDIAL SLIME: Digital Only Space Monsters Magazine Subscription

PRIMORDIAL SLIME: Digital Only Space Monsters Magazine Subscription

Digital mag 4 times per year + “Grimaldi’s Boot Camp” PDF (Learn to survive Earthie ridicule, also includes Andromeda's Bestseller: How To Pickup Venusian Women). 

A GLOWING WALLET-SIZED MEMBERSHIP CARD (Burned with your new demonic callsign).

4 LIMITED-EDITION SPECTRAL LEGION BUTTONS (Featuring Grimaldi’s greatest insults: ‘Earthie Sympathizer,’ ‘I Survived the Triskelion Times,’ etc.)

Entered into the Legionnaire Lottery where 2-3 Legionnaires are
randomly selected and featured in each issue. Also inclusion in Legionnaire exclusive contests, and prizes.

Lifetime 10% off all merchandise on Oblivion Trading Post (www.obliviontradingpost.com)