SPACE MONSTERS "SIMON PRITCHARD COVER" RAGLAN - COSMIC HORROR'S FAVORITE THREADS

This Shirt Survived the Void So You Don't Have To

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% eldritch apocalypse survivor

WHY THIS RAGLAN RULES THE COSMOS:

✔ Simon Pritchard's Art: That cover looks like it bled through dimensions just to be on this shirt
✔ 3/4 Sleeves: For optimal arm mobility (whether throwing hexes or hugs)
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's shrinking social circle)

PERFECT FOR:

• Con Life: "Accidentally" photobombing your ex's panel selfies

• Coffee Runs: Looking suspiciously cool while ordering "whatever's blackest"

• Haunting: Wearing ironically to your old apartment building

Only 5 left (like healthy coping mechanisms in 2025)

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