SPACE MONSTERS "SIMON PRITCHARD ART" RAGLAN - WEARABLE COSMIC HORROR

Dress Code for the Impending Apocalypse: Business Casual Meets Eldritch Terror

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% 'I survived the void and all I got was this awesome shirt

WHY THIS RAGLAN WILL HAUNT THEIR DREAMS:

✔ Simon Pritchard's Art: Looks like it was forbidden by ancient space cults (which just makes it cooler)
✔ 3/4 Sleeves: Show just enough arm to cast subtle hexes while maintaining deniability
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's narrowing social circle)

PERFECT FOR:

• Conventions: "Accidentally" appearing in your ex's panel selfies (extra points for photobombing)

• Coffee Shops: Looking suspiciously cool while ordering "whatever's blackest"

• Existential Dread: Pair with Oblivion beanie for full emotional winterization

Only 4 left (like your ex's chances of getting closure)

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