SPACE MONSTERS "SIMON PRITCHARD COVER VARIANT" RAGLAN - THE VOID'S FAVORITE TEE

Wear This If You Want the Eldritch Gods to Slide Into Your DMs

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% dimensional horror chic

WHY THIS SHIRT WILL HAUNT DREAMS:

✔ Simon Pritchard's Art: That cover looks like it escaped from a forbidden grimoire
✔ 3/4 Sleeves: Show just enough arm to cast subtle hexes
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's shrinking social circle)

PERFECT FOR:

• Conventions: "Accidentally" photobombing your ex's Instagram stories

• Coffee Shops: Looking suspiciously cool while ordering "whatever's blackest"

• Haunting: Wearing ironically to your old apartment buildingOnly 5 left (like your ex's chances of getting closure)
  

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