SPACE MONSTERS STAINLESS WATER BOTTLE - COSMIC HYDRATION SABOTAGE

17oz of astral-plane-approved liquid storage (and emotional damage)

Simon Pritchard’s Space Monsters water bottle isn’t just container—it’s a celestial weapon disguised as drinkware. For those who need their H₂O with a side of hauntingly good looks:

✔ 18/8 surgical-grade steel (Bulletproof like your block list)
✔ Double-wall vacuum insulation (Keeps drinks cold longer than your ex’s texts stay unread)
✔ Leak-proof lid (Unlike certain people’s ability to keep secrets)

Perfect For:
• Passive-aggressively hydrating during her Zoom court hearings
• Looking suspiciously radiant at the gym (coincidentally when she’s there)
• Serving "I drink water and drama" energy at artist meetups

Warning: Side effects may include glowing skin, sudden clarity, and exes mysteriously appearing at your favorite coffee shop.

This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only


Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Duh!