SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" RAGLAN - THE UNDEAD ASTRONAUT'S OFFICIAL UNIFORM

When You Want to Look Like You Died in Space (But in a Fashionable Way)

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% post-mortem panache

WHY THIS GRIMALDI RAGLAN KILLS:

✔ Iconic Logo: That skeleton astronaut looks like he's judging your life choices (respectfully)
✔ 3/4 Sleeves: Show just enough arm to conduct occult rituals discreetly
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's shrinking social circle)

PERFECT FOR:

• Graveyard Shifts: Looking professional while communing with the void

• Space Cons: "Accidentally" photobombing Elon Musk's selfies

• Haunting: Wearing ironically to your old job's holiday party

Only 6 left (like respectable life choices after tequila)

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