SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" BLACK GLOSSY MUG - THE VOID'S FAVORITE COFFEE VESSEL

Your Morning Brew Just Got a Body Count

Blacker Than Your Ex's Heart (But Way More Useful)

WHY THIS MUG MURDERS:

✔ High-Gloss Finish: Reflects poor life choices with studio-quality clarity
✔ Dishwasher Safe: Survives cleaning cycles better than your ex survives relationships
✔ 12oz Capacity: Holds exactly the amount of rage-fuel needed for creative vengeance

PERFECT FOR:

• Morning Rituals: Sipping dark roast while burning bridges

• Office Warfare: Clinking it passive-aggressively during Zoom calls

• Haunting: Leaving it conspicuously at your old apartment

Only 7 left (like your ex's good excuses)

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• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.