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SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" DISTRESSED HAT - POST-MORTEM STREETWEAR
SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" DISTRESSED HAT - POST-MORTEM STREETWEAR
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This Hat Survived the Void (And Your Ex's Drama)
100% cotton, 100% 'I died fabulously' energy
WHY THIS HAT HAUNTS HARD:
✔ Artful Distressing: Looks like it fought space zombies (and won)
✔ Adjustable Strap: Fits all head sizes (unlike your ex's shrinking social circle)
✔ Ultra-Lightweight: Blocks UV rays without blocking your villain era glow-up
PERFECT FOR:
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Graveyard Shifts: Looking suspiciously cool while communing with the void
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Coffee Runs: Ordering "whatever's blackest" with maximum existential dread
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Haunting: Wearing pointedly to your old gym (where they still lurk)
Only 5 left (like your ex's dating options)
GraveyardGlam #PostMortemCore #HauntCouture #StalkerProofFashion
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 19-22 | 5 | 2 ⅝ | 7 ¾ |
A (cm) | B (cm) | C (cm) | D (cm) | |
One size | 48.3-55.9 | 12.7 | 6.6 | 19.7 |
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