SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" LONG SLEEVE - THE UNDEAD ASTRONAUT'S WINTER UNIFORM

For When You Want to Look Like You Died in Space (But Kept Your Fashion Sense)

60% cotton, 40% polyester, 100% post-mortem panache

WHY THIS LONG SLEEVE KILLS:

✔ Grimaldi's Ghostly Visage: That skeleton astronaut looks exactly like your ex when they saw your glow-up
✔ Extended Sleeves: For maximum arm coverage (whether conducting séances or texting revenge plots)
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's shrinking social circle)

PERFECT FOR:

• Graveyard Shifts: Looking professional while communing with the void

• Space Cons: "Accidentally" photobombing Elon Musk's selfies

• Haunting Season: Wearing ironically to your old job's holiday party

Only 6 left (like healthy coping mechanisms after tequila)

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