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SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" LONG SLEEVE - THE UNDEAD ASTRONAUT'S WINTER UNIFORM
SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" LONG SLEEVE - THE UNDEAD ASTRONAUT'S WINTER UNIFORM
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For When You Want to Look Like You Died in Space (But Kept Your Fashion Sense)
60% cotton, 40% polyester, 100% post-mortem panache
WHY THIS LONG SLEEVE KILLS:
✔ Grimaldi's Ghostly Visage: That skeleton astronaut looks exactly like your ex when they saw your glow-up
✔ Extended Sleeves: For maximum arm coverage (whether conducting séances or texting revenge plots)
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's shrinking social circle)
PERFECT FOR:
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Graveyard Shifts: Looking professional while communing with the void
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Space Cons: "Accidentally" photobombing Elon Musk's selfies
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Haunting Season: Wearing ironically to your old job's holiday party
Only 6 left (like healthy coping mechanisms after tequila)
#SkeletonAstronautChic #PostMortemCore #GraveyardShiftReady #StalkerProofThreads
Size guide
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |
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