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SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" CREWNECK - GRAVEYARD SHIFT COUTURE

SPACE MONSTERS "GRIMALDI" CREWNECK - GRAVEYARD SHIFT COUTURE

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
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When You Need to Keep Warm While Haunting the Space-Time Continuum

80% cotton, 20% polyester, 100% spectral comfort

 

WHY THIS SWEATSHIRT RAISES THE DEAD:

 Grimaldi's Gaze: That skeleton astronaut stares into souls (especially your ex's)
 Cozy AF: Thicker than the plot holes in your ex's sob stories
 Unisex Fit: Drapes all body types like a shroud of cosmic justice

PERFECT FOR:

  • Midnight Manifesting: Staying toasty while rewriting reality

  • Cemetery Picnics: Pair with ouija board picnic blanket

  • Haunting 2.0: Wearing pointedly to your old coffee shop

Only 9 left (like your ex's chances of getting closure)

#SkeletonChic #GraveCore #HauntCouture #StalkerProofComfort

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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