SPACE MONSTERS LOGO RAGLAN - COSMIC MONSTER KID UNIFORM

Official Uniform for Surviving the Apocalypse in Style

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% intergalactic street cred

WHY THIS RAGLAN DOMINATES:

✔ Iconic Logo: That screaming astronaut looks like he just saw your ex's dating profile
✔ 3/4 Sleeves: Perfect for hex gestures or casual coffee sipping
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's narrowing social circle)

PERFECT FOR:

• Space Cons: Looking suspiciously cool while judging Elon Musk fanboys

• Coffee Runs: Ordering "whatever's blackest" with maximum edge

• Existential Crises: Pair with Oblivion beanie for full emotional armor

Only 5 left (like common sense at a flat earth convention)

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