SPACE MONSTERS BUCKET HAT - APOCALYPSE CHIC

Sun Protection for the Impending Cosmic Horror

100% cotton, 100% 'I survived the void and all I got was this awesome hat

WHY THIS HAT KILLS:

✔ Adjustable Fit: One size actually fits most (unlike your ex's narrow worldview)
✔ Ultra-Lightweight: Blocks UV rays without blocking your villain era energy

PERFECT FOR:

• Graveyard Shifts: Looking suspiciously cool while communing with the void

• Coffee Runs: Ordering "whatever's blackest" with maximum edge

• Haunting: Wearing ironically to your old favorite bar

• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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