SPACE MONSTERS DISTRESSED DAD HAT - POST-APOCALYPTIC CASUAL

Because Even the End of the World Should Have Street Cred!

100% cotton, 100% intentionally destroyed (like your ex's excuses)

WHY THIS HAT KILLS:

✔ Artful Distressing: Looks like it survived at least three alien invasions
✔ One Size Fits Most: (Unlike your ex's narrow worldview)
✔ Curved Brim: For maximum shade-throwing capability

PERFECT FOR:

• Coffee Runs: Looking suspiciously cool while ordering cold brew

• Apocalypse Prep: The only headgear approved for zombie outbreaks

• Haunting: Wearing ironically past your old apartment

Only 5 left (like common sense in 2025)

#ApocalypseApproved #DadHatOfDoom #PostCollapseCore #StalkerProofFashion

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