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Oblivion Trading Post

Space Monsters Logo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Space Monsters Logo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $13.00 USD
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Wear This If You Want Aliens (And Your Ex) to Notice You

100% intergalactic cotton, 0% earthly drama

The Space Monsters logo tee isn't just clothing - it's a holographic distress signal for cool beings across the universe (and maybe one obsessive earthling).

  • Premium unisex fit (Clings just enough to show off your superior life choices)

  • Breathable cosmic cotton (For when you're too hot to handle)

  • Pre-shrunk perfection (Unlike your ex's post-breakup glow down)

Perfect for:
• Looking suspiciously attractive at 2am gas station runs
 Casually appearing in your ex's "people you may know" ads
• Serving "I belong among the stars" energy at dive bars

Warning: May attract extraterrestrial admirers and unwanted "you up?" texts from the past.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1
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