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Space Monsters Logo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Space Monsters Logo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Wear This If You Want Aliens (And Your Ex) to Notice You
100% intergalactic cotton, 0% earthly drama
The Space Monsters logo tee isn't just clothing - it's a holographic distress signal for cool beings across the universe (and maybe one obsessive earthling).
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Premium unisex fit (Clings just enough to show off your superior life choices)
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Breathable cosmic cotton (For when you're too hot to handle)
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Pre-shrunk perfection (Unlike your ex's post-breakup glow down)
Perfect for:
• Looking suspiciously attractive at 2am gas station runs
• Casually appearing in your ex's "people you may know" ads
• Serving "I belong among the stars" energy at dive bars
Warning: May attract extraterrestrial admirers and unwanted "you up?" texts from the past.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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