Space Monsters Logo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Wear This If You Want Aliens (And Your Ex) to Notice You

100% intergalactic cotton, 0% earthly drama

The Space Monsters logo tee isn't just clothing - it's a holographic distress signal for cool beings across the universe (and maybe one obsessive earthling).

• Premium unisex fit (Clings just enough to show off your superior life choices)

• Breathable cosmic cotton (For when you're too hot to handle)

• Pre-shrunk perfection (Unlike your ex's post-breakup glow down)

Perfect for:
• Looking suspiciously attractive at 2am gas station runs
• Casually appearing in your ex's "people you may know" ads
• Serving "I belong among the stars" energy at dive bars

Warning: May attract extraterrestrial admirers and unwanted "you up?" texts from the past.

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