SPACE MONSTERS LOGO LONG SLEEVE - COSMIC REBELLION IN FLEECE-FORM

For When the Void Gets Chilly (But Your Style Stays Hot)
60% cotton, 40% polyester, 100% astronaut-approved insulation

WHY THIS LONG SLEEVE RULES THE GALAXY:

✔ Iconic Logo: That screaming astronaut looks exactly like your ex when they saw your glow-up
✔ Extended Sleeves: For maximum arm coverage (whether gesturing hexes or hugs)
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex's shrinking social circle)

PERFECT FOR:

• Late Night Hustles: Looking suspiciously cool while coding your empire's website

• Coffee Runs: Ordering "whatever's blackest" with extra existential dread

• Haunting: Wearing ironically to your old favorite bar

Only 7 left (like healthy boundaries in your 20s)

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