SPACE MONSTERS WAFFLE BEANIE - COSMIC CRIMINAL CHIC

For When You Need to Hide Your Hair (And Your Crimes)

60% cotton, 40% polyester, 100% 'the void is judging your life choices

WHY THIS BEANIE DOMINATES:

✔ Textured Waffle Knit: Traps heat and secrets with equal efficiency
✔ One Size Fits Most: Stretches to cover all head sizes (and bad decisions)
✔ Low-Profile Fit: Sleek enough for bank heists or casual haunting

PERFECT FOR:

• Midnight Hustles: Pulling down during questionable 3AM activities

• Coffee Crimes: Sipping blackest brew while plotting world domination

• Witness Protection: "No officer, I've always looked this suspicious"

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