SPACE MONSTERS MINIMALIST BACKPACK - COSMIC CARRY-ON CHAOS

For Transporting Your Dark Matter (And Darker Secrets)

Fits: Laptop, Notebook, and Several Unresolved Traumas

WHY THIS BACKPACK DOMINATES:

✔ Sleek AF: Minimalist design hides maximum eldritch horror
✔ Durable AF: Survives apocalypses and commutes equally well
✔ Secret Pockets: For ill-gotten gains or emergency iced coffee

PERFECT FOR:

• Coffee Shop Villainy: Carrying manifestos and questionable literature

• Con Life: Hauling merch while looking suspiciously cool

• Existential Crises: Packing light for your impending breakdown

Only 3 left (like your ex's good life choices)

#DarkAcademicCore #MinimalistMenace #StalkerProofCarryOn #PostApocalypseEssentials

• Made from 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) in height, 12.2″ (31 cm) in width, and 5.5″ (14 cm) in diameter
• Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 l)
• Max weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate pocket for a 15” laptop, a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders, and there are zipper pullers attached to each slider
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators

Age restrictions: For adults and children
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.