SPACE MONSTERS MAGAZINE COVER MOUSEPAD - DESKTOP DARKNESS

Your Mouse Deserves to Ride Through the Void in Style

High-res print so sharp it could slit your ex's tires (hypothetically)

WHY THIS MOUSEPAD MURDERS:

✔ Premium Cloth Surface: Glides smoother than your ex's disappearing act
✔ Non-Slip Base: Stays put like your unresolved trauma
✔ Variant Cover Art: Makes every click feel like summoning eldritch horrors

PERFECT FOR:

• Office Warfare: Passive-aggressively highlighting your mouse movements during Zoom calls

• Gaming Sessions: "Accidentally" showing off the design during streams

• Haunting: Leaving it conspicuously at your old shared workspace

Only 4 left (like your patience for corporate nonsense)

#DeskOfHorrors #GamerGoth #OfficeVillainy #StalkerProofSetup

• Soft polyester surface
• Natural rubber base
• Rounded edges
• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)


Attention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, Hexavalent Chromium, Brominated Flame Retardants and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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