SPACE MONSTERS ZOMBIE-PROOF HOODIE – FOR CRYPTID CHASERS & MIDNIGHT RIOTERS

ARMOR SPECS:

• Fabric: "80% cotton, 20% polyester, 100% alien autopsy evidence"

• Weight: "Heavy enough to stop shrapnel (or awkward conversations)"

• Zipper: "Glides smoother than a UFO in a government cover-up"

DESIGN DETAILS:

• Front: Vintage Space Monsters Magazine cover print that glows under blacklight (like your future)

• Pouch Pocket: Fits 1 zine, 2 tacos, and your burning hatred for Texas

• Hood: "NASA-rejected stealth mode" for avoiding exes/stalkers

WHY IT'S NOT FOR SQUARES:

• Tested by:

  • Mothman's tailor

  • Graveyard shift workers

  • Professional conspiracy theorists

Only 42 in stock (the answer to everything, including your wardrobe crisis)

#SpaceMonstersMag #CryptidCore #MidnightResearch #HoodieOfHorrors #ZineLife #FleeInComfort #StalkerProof

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Babel Fish Press and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4301 North Dalls Expressway Plano TX 75093 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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