Space Monsters Men’s slip-on canvas shoes

The only shoes approved by intergalactic councils and your therapist. These Space Monsters slip-ons are not responsible for:

✔ Sudden confidence boosts (when walking past your ex’s new place)
✔ Unexplained charisma (when explaining your ‘artistic phase’ to normies)
✔ Alien abduction fantasies (that may or may not involve revenge plots)

Features:

Breathable canvas (For when your standards aren’t the only thing breathing)
Gum rubber soles (Traction for running from bad decisions)
Easy slip-on design (Because adulting is hard enough)

Warning: May cause spontaneous adventures or unplanned life upgrades. Pair with Oblivion hoodie for maximum "who’s manifesting who now?" energy.

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Size guide

	US MEN	UK	EUROPE	JAPAN	FOOT LENGTH (inches)	OUTSOLE LENGTH (inches)
5	5	4	37.5	23	9 ⅛	10 ¼
5.5	5.5	4.5	38	23.5	9 ¼	10 ¼
6	6	5	38.5	24	9 ½	10 ⅝
6.5	6.5	5.5	39	24.5	9 ⅝	10 ⅝
7	7	6	40	25	9 ¾	10 ¾
7.5	7.5	6.5	40.5	25.5	10.00	11 ⅛
8	8	7	41	26	10 ⅛	11 ⅛
8.5	8.5	7.5	42	26.5	10 ¼	11 ⅜
9	9	8	42.5	27	10 ½	11 ⅝
9.5	9.5	8.5	43	27.5	10 ⅝	11 ⅝
10	10	9	44	28	10 ¾	12.00
10.5	10.5	9.5	44.5	28.5	11.00	12 ⅛
11	11	10	45	29	11 ¼	12 ⅛
11.5	11.5	10.5	46	29.5	11 ½	12 ½
12	12	11	46.5	30	11 ¾	12 ¾
12.5	12.5	11.5	47	30.5	11 ⅞	12 ¾
13	13	12	47.5	31	12	12 ¾

	US MEN	UK	EUROPE	JAPAN	FOOT LENGTH (cm)	OUTSOLE LENGTH (cm)
5	5	4	37.5	23	23.2	26.2
5.5	5.5	4.5	38	23.5	23.5	26.2
6	6	5	38.5	24	24.1	27
6.5	6.5	5.5	39	24.5	24.5	27
7	7	6	40	25	24.8	27.3
7.5	7.5	6.5	40.5	25.5	25.4	28.3
8	8	7	41	26	25.7	28.3
8.5	8.5	7.5	42	26.5	26	29
9	9	8	42.5	27	26.7	29.5
9.5	9.5	8.5	43	27.5	27	29.5
10	10	9	44	28	27.3	30.5
10.5	10.5	9.5	44.5	28.5	28	30.8
11	11	10	45	29	28.6	30.8
11.5	11.5	10.5	46	29.5	29.2	31.8
12	12	11	46.5	30	29.9	32.4
12.5	12.5	11.5	47	30.5	30.2	32.4
13	13	12	47.5	31	30.6	32.4