SPACE MONSTERS HORROR BIKER-MAID ONE-PIECE SWIMSUIT — FOR GHOULIES WHO SUNBATHE IN THE APOCALYPSE

THIS AIN’T YOUR GRANDMA’S BATHING SUIT—it’s a post-apocalyptic statement piece for mazdas who wanna fry in the sun like a used-to-be scream queen.

✨ WHY THIS WAILS:
✔️ VINTAGE 80s CUT (High-cut legs for off-the-wall drama)
✔️ SPACE MONSTERS LOGO (Subtle enough for the fuzz, loud enough for your galaxy)
✔️ CHLORINE-RESISTANT FABRIC (Survives germsville pools and pearl diver judgment)
✔️ BUILT-IN CUPS (Because even cyberbeatnik witches need support*)

⚠️ WARNING:

• May cause sudden urges to reenact Death Race 2000 at the public pool

• Not responsible for jealous stares from bright disease Karens

A one-piece swimsuit so sharp it makes Bigfoot cry real tears—and vampires rethink their entire beachwear budget

✅ 82% Polyester / 18% Spandex – built to swing through the void without breaking a sweat
✅ Chlorine-resistant fabric – because even horror needs to survive the deep end
✅ Cheeky fit – perfect for haunting poolside like you owe reality money
✅ Four-way stretch material – for when you need to wail harder than a Jaws sequel at Amity Island

Yep.
This suit swings harder than a Dead Kennedy’s riff on amphetamines.

And if you wear it while reading Space Monsters Magazine under CRT light?

Even better.

ACT NOW—only 5 left before this cherry trees into oblivion!

Size guide