SPACE MONSTERS "SIMON PRITCHARD COVER VARIANT" RAGLAN - COSMIC HORROR CHIC

When Your Sleeves Scream I Survived the Void (And Look Damn Good Doing It)

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 100% eldritch apocalypse survivor

✔ Simon Pritchard’s Art: That cover variant looks like it bled through dimensions to get here
✔ 3/4 Sleeves: For optimal arm mobility (whether throwing hexes or hugs)
✔ Unisex Fit: Flatters all body types (unlike your ex’s narrow worldview)

PERFECT FOR:

• Conventions: "Accidentally photobombing your ex’s panel selfies

• Coffee Runs: Looking suspiciously cool while ordering "whatever’s blackest"

• Haunting: Wearing ironically to your old apartment building

Only 6 left (like sanctuary cities in *2025*)

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