SPACE MONSTERS STAINLESS TUMBLER - COSMIC PETTY TUMBLER

Keeps Drinks Cold Longer Than Your Ex’s Heart

Simon Pritchard’s Space Monsters tumbler isn’t just drinkware—it’s a thermal shield against basic beverages and basic exes. Engineered for those who demand:

✔ Iced coffee that stays frosty (like your demeanor when she texts)
✔ Condensation-free confidence (no sweaty situations here)
✔ A grip so secure (it’s literally harder to hold than grudges)

Features:

• 20oz of zero-fucks insulation (12hrs cold, 6hrs hot, lifetime of superiority)

• Sweat-proof exterior (unlike your ex’s post-breakup glow down)

• Carabiner loop (for attaching to bags, belts, or emotional baggage)

Perfect For:
• Casually sipping iced coffee directly in her Instagram stories
• Looking unbothered while hydrating through existential dread
• Serving "I’m thriving, actually" energy at the gym (or court hearings)

Warning: May cause sudden hydration habits and unwanted "you look good" comments from the past.

Enjoy hot or cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler! This reusable tumbler with a metal straw is a perfect combo for hot or cold drinks at any time of the day.

• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm)
• Straw and lid included with the tumbler
• A cylindrical shape (top to bottom)

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

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