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Oblivion Trading Post
SPACE MONSTERS SKATER DRESS — KILLER HORROR-SCI-FI FASHION FOR MAZDAS WHO SKATE THROUGH SQUARESVILLE
SPACE MONSTERS SKATER DRESS — KILLER HORROR-SCI-FI FASHION FOR MAZDAS WHO SKATE THROUGH SQUARESVILLE
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THIS AIN’T JUST A DRESS—it’s a battle flag for off-the-wall babes who wanna shake it from the skatepark to the horror con.
✨ WHY THIS SLAPS:
✔️ BREATHABLE COTTON (For when you’re jungled up in mosh pits or germsville heatwaves)
✔️ SKATER SILHOUETTE (Twirl like a used-to-be scream queen, land like a punk)
✔️ SPACE MONSTERS LOGO (Subtle enough for the Man, loud enough for ghoulies)
✔️ POCKETS (Because even cyberbeatnik witches need to stash thrill pills)
⚠️ WARNING:
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May cause spontaneous Texas Chainsaw dance routines
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Not responsible for pearl divers asking "Where’d you get that?!"
ACT NOW—only 7 left before we cherry tree into the void!
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 33 ⅛ | 25 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
S | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
M | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
L | 39 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 41 ¾ |
XL | 42 ½ | 34 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
2XL | 45 ⅝ | 37 ¾ | 48 |
3XL | 48 ⅞ | 41 | 51 ⅛ |
CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
XS | 84 | 64 | 90 |
S | 88 | 68 | 94 |
M | 92 | 72 | 98 |
L | 100 | 80 | 106 |
XL | 108 | 88 | 114 |
2XL | 116 | 96 | 122 |
3XL | 124 | 104 | 130 |
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