SPACE MONSTERS SKATER DRESS — KILLER HORROR-SCI-FI FASHION FOR MAZDAS WHO SKATE THROUGH SQUARESVILLE

THIS AIN’T JUST A DRESS—it’s a battle flag for off-the-wall babes who wanna shake it from the skatepark to the horror con.

✨ WHY THIS SLAPS:
✔️ BREATHABLE COTTON (For when you’re jungled up in mosh pits or germsville heatwaves)
✔️ SKATER SILHOUETTE (Twirl like a used-to-be scream queen, land like a punk)
✔️ SPACE MONSTERS LOGO (Subtle enough for the Man, loud enough for ghoulies)
✔️ POCKETS (Because even cyberbeatnik witches need to stash thrill pills)

⚠️ WARNING:

• May cause spontaneous Texas Chainsaw dance routines

• Not responsible for pearl divers asking "Where’d you get that?!"

ACT NOW—only 7 left before we cherry tree into the void!

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