SPACE MONSTERS "SIMON PRITCHARD VARIANT" JIGSAW PUZZLE - COSMIC HORROR THERAPY

500 Pieces of Existential Dread (Now With 100% More Tentacles!)
Assembling Your Sanity Sold Separately

WHY THIS PUZZLE DESTROYS:

✔ Simon Pritchard's Art: That variant cover looks like it bled through dimensions
✔ Premium Cut: Pieces fit smoother than your ex's lies

PERFECT FOR:

• Passive-Aggressive Gifting: "Thought you could handle complexity"

• Therapy Avoidance: "See? I can focus for hours"

• Haunting: Leave one piece missing at your old apartment

Only 3 left (like your patience for basic people)

#PuzzleOfMadness #EldritchEntertainment #TherapyReplacements #StalkerProofHobbies

Warning: Choking hazard—small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

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